Friday, July 22, 2005

to bleed or not to bleed

Hi

I am Janis's blood. I regularly get given to other people. I have been donated 43 times, plus a few when they would not take me as I was low on iron. I thought we were supposed to weigh less? Ha ha.

Anyway, they would not take me today as I aparantly have to wait 3 months due to the possibility of developoping Hepetitus. Why? Because my owner had a body piercing. So what this means is ear piercing - or any other body pary ;) - you have to wait for 3 months. Sigh. I thought they were really short on blood. Oh well. At least I did not get a tattoo. If I had I would have had to wait for a whole year. D'oh!

Caution - moaning ahead

So there are many selfish people in this world, but the WORST of all of them has got to be most smokers.

Seriosly. I know their sense of smell is shot to hell, but are they also blind? I rejoiced when the no smoking in doors legislation was taken seriously in this country, and was enforced in most places, because I was actually allowed to breathe without gagging, but there is always one who either won't or can't abide by the rules, isn't there?

There is always one self-absorbed, narcissistic, egocentric, selfish, ungenerous, mean, nasty, unkind, callous, uncaring, and thoroughly unpleasant person who just ruins it all for everone.

Let me explain why. Yes, smokers do perhaps PRETEND to go outside, but have you ever noticed how they stand just over the line separating in from out, and also stand right in the entrance. I mean, are the also blind? I know they cannot smell the smoke pouring into the office, but can they not SEE it? Can they not hear the coughing and waving of hands as the voluminous smoke pours into the pristine office space which is now polluted, contaminated, stained, spoiled, ruined, dirtied, fouled, corrupted, and difficult to breathe? (oy, steady on there...)

I hereby put all smokers on notice: "in this place - ye are off the map - here be dragons!" If you want to go kill yourselves slowly with tar and chemicals, please do so where we don't have to see or smell it. It is bad enough that when you walk back into the room you breathe all over us with breath that is bad enough to knock out the entire WWF RAW and Smackdown rosters combined. (This is a story for another time and place)

Get a clue - BE MORE CONSIDERATE you stupid fuckers!

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